I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
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so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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