have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
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You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
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Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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