I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Randomize
