It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
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You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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