I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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