My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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