best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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