she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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