You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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