thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
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