did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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