just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
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