So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Shame is for Republicans.
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