Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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