I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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