Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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