Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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