U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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