your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
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Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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