Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
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Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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