Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
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FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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