bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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