The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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