Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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