I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
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SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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