I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
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The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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