The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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