I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
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I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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