It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I have fence marks all over my body
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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