they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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