I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
do herpes really smell.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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