Christians are straight up FREAKS
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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