i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
