So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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