It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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