how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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