i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Randomize
