Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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