Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
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My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
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That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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