why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I have already put on my inside pants.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Randomize
