If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
why is half of my head shaved?
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