new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
try to milk me bitch
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