How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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