do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
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Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
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i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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