why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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