my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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