i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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