Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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