I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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