Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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