i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
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She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
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I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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