sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
God, I missed his penis.
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