You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
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Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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