Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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