It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Randomize
