the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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