I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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