Non-Jews are for practice
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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