ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
